So my step son doesn’t let me sleep til 2 in the morning and then wakes up at 9 and tells me to get up cuz its morning and now he’s all come sleep with me
I told him no cuz it was morning haha
This kid Dx
Me:
*mimding my own business*
Random chick: can I borrow ur phone
Me : yeah * hands her phone*
Her: u smell good what is that
Me: Paris Hilton
Her: oh * dials number* ....it smells really good how much did it cost
Random chick: can I borrow ur phone
Me : yeah * hands her phone*
Her: u smell good what is that
Me: Paris Hilton
Her: oh * dials number* ....it smells really good how much did it cost







